Carrot policy

I have just been kicked out of the library for eating a carrot. Yes, I know that food isn’t allowed but everyone eats in the law library. You simply have too much twaddle to get through to justify packing everything up and going outside every time your tummy grumbles.  However most people eat whiffy yet silent sandwiches or concealable-in-your-hand crap from the vending machines. My crunchy carrot may make a few milli-decibels more noise but for policy reasons, surely there should be some leniency for students who choose to illicitly snack on food of identifiable source? If there is an epidemic of fat lawyers in ten years, you will know who to blame.

Comments

[Rubydot]

Yay for consuming raw vegetables in public places (as long as you can hold off on the raw vegetable-induced flatulence that may or may not result). Boo to people who eat curry in confined areas. Totally gross.

[lamul (Alex)]

Im With you on this one, damn law school, full of brunetti friand latte munching fools. Let us be healthy.